Contrary to popular belief, my room is not full of penguin related materials.

No.
There are also two big-ass lollipops that also serve as blunt instruments of destruction if need be.

Damn this cold.

Been awhile since I've updated here.
I'm trying to make it more of a regular thing.
Like the period at the end of a sentence.
Or bowel movements.
Or fun Budweiser Superbowl commercials.

So I managed to cut down the number of ladies I was dating down to 6 last week.
After a 30min. blind date, I bumped it back up to 7.
I can't help myself, we just gelled really well.

Problem with dating so many, it gets expensive.
Which is the main reason I dropped one of them to friend status.
Dated 4 months and I was always picking up the sizeable tab.
If you're gonna abuse me, make it sexually.

The other lady wanted girlfriend status after dating for 4 weeks.
Chyeah.

Also completely forgot 'bout Valentine's Day 'til a few weeks ago.
Think I'm working that week...
Like all 7 days.
But that comment reminds me of a test I took at Tickle.
"Why are you single?"
My result: Because you don't want to commit.

Ya think?
That actually gave me a good laugh.

There's a very valid reason why I'm taking my time with this decision.
I don't want to waste another 3 and a half years on a woman that'll have me invest everything of myself into her and throw it all away.
Makes me feel like toilet paper.
Possibly like Charmin.
'Cuz less is more.

For now, keeping my options open and seeing what life has to offer.
And apparently I'm great diffusing situations.


Current Brain Age: 23
Current Wii Fitness Age: 31
The Random Quote:
"I'm ghetto. I don't scrap over the phone." - Anonymous

So I'm talking w/ one of my musician friends on Saturday night and she brings up a valid point.
Modern hip-hop kinda sucks.
Mostly in the writing.
Rappers spend too much time focusing on how they're better than everyone else.

I've got too much bling and a really big dick.
Push it up inside your stomach and make you sick.
My gold plated toilet bowl's a limited edition.
Got so much cash I wipe my ass with them.

'Naw mean?

When did this start happening?
People who grew up in the 90's, remember when it had substance?
When there were stories, or messages found in the songs.
When they talked about life's struggles and triumphs, or maybe even love.

Woman, let me count the ways that I love you.
Your ass, your booty, and your boobies too.
I guess that's three or is it technically two?
Girl let's stop this talking let me get up in you.

I don't like having too much freetime, my mind kinda scares me.
But yea, hip-hop isn't a total loss.
There are some great lyricists still out there in the game, and they're greatly appreciated.

Current Brain Age: 20
Current Wii fitness age: 45
The Random Quote:
"I'm a work in progress and it's getting old." - Derek Evans

Hopefully the new year has been friendly to everyone so far.
The following are my resolutions for 07:

-Get a bed for my room in the apartment.
-Get a big screen for the living room.
-Get my hands on a ukulele.
-And steel drums.
-Start performing at more open mics.
-Cut down the list of ladies I'm dating.
-Tone my muscles.
-Kick ass in my adventures in real estate to pay off more debts.

For the most part, my resolutions are materialistic.
If anything, it'll help you get gift ideas for my 25th bday in June.

Yes, I did mention real estate.
'Cuz culinary school is a no go on account of my loan application being denied again.
I did make substantial repairs to my credit score in 06, just not enough for them.
There's always next year.

I could stress, but it won't really accomplish anything.
Because I'm glad my patience is still intact.
Along with my high alcohol tolerance.
And my third leg.

And someone out there was thinking there'd be no humor in this post.

Current Brain Age: 20
Current Wii Fitness Age: 31
The Random Quote:
"Take a look inside...It's my dick in a box." -SNL

I figure that one of these days I'll start hitting up the open mics in San Diego.
One original song, one cover.
Since I'm a fan of sing-alongs, start studying everyone.

Gummi Bears

Dashing and daring, courageous and caring
Faithful and friendly, with stories to share
All through the forest they sing out in chorus
Marching along as their song fills the air

Gummi bears
Bouncing here and there and everywhere
High adventure that's beyond compare
They are the gummi bears

Magic and mystery are part of their history
Along with the secret of gummi berry juice
Their legend is growing, they take pride in knowing
They fight for what's right in whatever they do

Gummi bears
Bouncing here and there and everywhere
High adventure that's beyond compare
They are the gummi bears

They are the gummi bears!
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Ah, my favorite song to cover.
Though I get a better response with Duck Tales.
Was always a major fan of Rescue Rangers.
Maybe I should just work on a megamix.

Some of you are still waiting for me to start posting original lyrics huh?
I need a bigger response 'fore that happens.

It's been awhile.
I figure, why not?




And in case I don't get around to it:
Happy Holidays everyone!
Be safe and stay out of jail for me.

Current Brain Age: 20
Current Wii Fitness Age: 29
The Random Quote:
"Wiiiiiiiii!!!!" - Anonymous

Got distracted by too many projects today and have work at 7am.
For now, you get the cliff notes version on my life to this point.

-Single and dating.
-Living in an apartment with old friends from high school over by CSUSM.
-Spend the majority of my time selling phones and stuff at the Fry's in San Marcos.
-Taking online classes for Real Estate.
-Fan of Helio.
-Last Sunday was my last day at the candy shop.
-Didn't realize how many friends I made working at the mall.
-Not auditioning as much as I'd like to.
-Haven't been practicing the guitar as much as I'd like to either.
-Not a fan of peer pressure.
-Still a major fan of penguins and sushi.
-Could use a co-signer with good credit to help me finance culinary school for next year. (Just in case.)
-Apparently I'm getting gloves as an early gift sometime soon so I need to update my wishlist accordingly.
-My wishlist is probably very simple now.
-Need to get to sleep now.
-Just noticed the automatic spellcheck feature.

I like how being slightly intoxicated gives you an appreciation of how hard it is to jog up a flight of stairs on account of the cool night.
Also, how fun it is to watch a kitten tear up random shit around your apartment, even if it is your leg.

So yea, planning on giving everyone a quick update on all the aspects on my life later today when I'm more sober.
Been meaning to, just been runnin' into many distractions.
That and working seven days a week.

Current Brain Age: 20
The Random Quote:
"Eleven is louder than ten!" - Various

Lakers won.
Chargers had a record setting day.
There's a kitten passed out on my lap.
My dating prospects increased at work today.

I'd say today was a good day.

Another post headed your way tomorrow if it turns out I have the day off.
Also assuming I don't get distracted by the Wii.

Current Brain Age: 20
The Random Quote:
"There's alot of letters in LaDainian Tomlinson." - John Madden

Today's filler post brought to you by the Welsh Corgi.
Because I'd still like to own one and they make me smile.
More postings on the way, just need to transfer them from notepad to online format.

Enjoy!



Current Brain Age: 20
The Random Quote:
"I've got things to do tonight and you're one of them." - Anonymous

A repost for the non myspace crowd.
My apologies for lack of content.
Almost settled into my new routine completely.

And then there's weddings.

Been awhile since I've been asked to sing at one.
Maybe for the best, because I've been really wanting to try out a cover of the Disney's Gummi Bears theme.

So the future Mr./Mrs. Mose (you never know) can do whatever they'd like for the wedding.
Because it's their day basically.
I'm just there for the food, and the honeymoon.
Not to mention the whole being a good catholic thing.
I am spiritual at times.

Honestly, there's only two things I want from my wedding day:
1) It's in Vegas.
2) I get a penguin ring bearer.

Now it doesn't necessarilly have to be a trained penguin carrying my ring down the aisle.
A nephew dressed in a penguin costume where his face is sticking out of the mouth would suit me just fine.

Should be a fun wedding yes?
Better be.
No tears allowed, even ones of joy.
If that happens, I'm stopping the reception, bringing them into the middle of the floor and performing an interpretational(sp?) dance until everyone is all smiles again.
At one point I was thinking a musical number with the loved one.
That might be pushing it though seeing as how I wanted to ballroom dance with my mother.

So yea, I get those two points, the rest of the groomsmen are taking one for the team that day.
All pink.
Who cares?
I've got my penguin ring-bearer.

So why do some of you have me pegged as the drive-thru wedding type?

Current Brain Age:20
The Random Quote:
"I could probably do better, but I'd rather be with you." - Anonymous

Seeing stacked boxes and my room alot cleaner than usual, it finally clicked for my mother that I'm moving out.
Again.

Wait.
Did you just say moving out?

Yes.
Yes I did.

Been thinking 'bout for the past month or so.
Dropping off my first check to pay for rent on Monday kinda solidifying things.
Along w/ getting my new apartment key.
Should have everything moved in and setup by this weekend.
Good times to ensue.
Now it won't feel so akward for me to bring home ladies after a night of bar hopping.
It's alot of fun to leave things up to people's imaginations.

I guess the only problem was seeing my mother get all teary and emotional.
She never was one to hold back on her feelings.

Details 'bout the apartment.
$475 a month plus utilities.
An apartment complex by CSUSM.
I keep it vague, because my first ex is an extremely talented stalker.
Living with two of my homies from my core group of friends in high school.
David and David.
Accordingly, I've been tempted to change my first name to David.
Because the apartment of David, David, and David sounds better than Two Davids and a Reggie.
'Cuz the latter sounds more like the title of a sitcom.
As opposed to a lawfirm.

More than likely I won't be doing the devil's work and selling cellphones for commission for the holiday season.
For some reason, a good portion of you also attribute them to drugs.
No.
I'll be selling cellphones along w/ other random things near my section at Fry's Electronics.
Assuming the drug test goes well.
Because I'm not a fan of heroin or other narcotics.
At least this month.

New Acoustic Generation pt.V @ The Belly Up Tavern
Oct.4
Doors open at 7:30pm, show starts roughly around 8pm.
21+
$7 cover
If anybody's interested in great acoustic music from some of SD's finest singer/songwriters.

I don't plug concets as often because I realize the majority of you aren't into that scene.
Also because my first ex is a masterful stalker.
Did I ever mention how she came strolling into my old workplace last week?
*sigh*

Current Brain Age: 20
The Random Quote:
"If someone cute asks about me, you let them know I'm single and outrageously great in bed." - Anonymous

I've been meaning and wanting to post on a more consistent basis here.
I just keep forgetting to.
There are a lot of fun stories and insights to be put on the record out there.
I just keep forgetting to.

Somebody help me to remember to carry my notebook w/ me at all times.
I've been losing alot of short film ideas, one liners, pick-up lines, and songs to bedtime.

So yea, my apologies to all the new and loyal readers for the lack of content.
Should be up to par in another week or so.
Details to be put forth later.

Happy Birthday.
YOU know who YOU are.
That's right.

Current Brain Age: 33
The Random Quote:
"I don't need friends. I've got Guitar Hero." - Anonymous

So I'm on my way back from a chill session when I almost hit another bunny/rabbit/who knows what running into the street.
Luckily, I have the skills of a stunt driver and manage to avoid him.

Way I figure, it was a relative of Mr. Hippity Hop seeking retribution against the lights at night that did him in.
I imagine the movie Punisher portrayed by bunnies would be a fun novelty.

*looks down*
Yup. Still there.

Ladies, if you're with your parents and/or grandparents, don't expect me to hit on you.

Current Brain Age:20
The Random Quote:
"Got a boyfriend? You should change that." - Anonymous

So I'm on my way to a chill session when I notice a rabbit/bunny/who knows running from the center divide out into my lane from the corner of my eye.

I probably hit it.
This evidenced by the clank/thud/bad sound from the rear of my car.

I'm hoping that if I did kill it, that it was done in a swift fashion.
At the least maimed it in a way that it could still function properly.
Think that was the only major event of the day.
Everything else was standard today aside from being recruited to become a cellphone slinger.
Tempting.
Really tempting.

The rest of the post will be used in tribute to the reason I need to wash out my tires tomorrow morning.

Mr. Hippity Hop was a mammal well respected by his peers.
Able to leap a certain distance in a single bound.
Had a decent wife that bore him lots of children.
A fan of leafy greens and the occassional fart joke.
Was at one time sought after to be the mascot for a production company.

But not all was well with his life.
It was a dark and cool night in the suburbs of San Marcos.
Neighbors would attest to the fact that they heard arguments.
Apparently over his inability to provide for his 18 children, not including the illegitimate ones.
He hopped furiously out of their den with the thought that maybe a night along the public pool would bring him some much needed solace.
He never did understand what the fast moving lights at night were about.
After this night, he had no need to.
Just a need to be peeled off the asphalt, assuming the coyotes didn't get to his remains first.

The widowed Hop would weep over the loss of her husband.
Placing blame on herself because she truly understood how hard it was for him to be the only one working.
The only reason for her outburst being the fact that he didn't notice that she styled her ears diffrently that night.
She would weep.
At least until someone else came in to fulfill her carnal needs in the way that only a rabbit can.

Current Brain Age: 20
The Random Quote:
"Maybe I'm shy that way." - Tristan Prettyman